someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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