He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
is wine microwaveable?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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