We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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