You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
