The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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