Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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