you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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