i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?