I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
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Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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