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(707): View more from California

Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?

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(630): View more from Illinois

I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!

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(757): View more from Virginia

You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love

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(256): View more from Alabama

Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.

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(313): View more from Michigan

hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico

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(281): View more from Texas

my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family

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(404): View more from Georgia

I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.

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