I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I could fuck to npr.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
