No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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