Buhtt sex?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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