sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
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