he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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