You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
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