Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
My breasts were aching with rage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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