haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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