ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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