i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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