I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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