I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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