she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
as a side note pls kill me
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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