So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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