I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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