apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
His nipple licking is glorious
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