I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
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