waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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