In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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