So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Randomize
