I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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