I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I wish i was in the wii world.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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