So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
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