Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
