We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I believe in your delicious
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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