So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You ate ashes out of my bong
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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