Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I think my fart just growled at me.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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