Its about making memories worth repressing
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I take back everything I said about communal showers
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
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I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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