found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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