Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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