The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Randomize
