haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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