i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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