I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
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I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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