Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are