I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
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I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs