Duck Duck Cougar?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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