You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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