new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
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He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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