no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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