What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
His hands were made for my vagina.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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