The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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