Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
