Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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