Do you still have your period?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Hippo gnu deer
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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