Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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