the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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