let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
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ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
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And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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