one two three fourrrrnication!
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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