if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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