I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
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Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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